More like Brooklyn Fine-Fine am I right
Whether you’re a longtime Lonely Island fan or you were introduced to him through arguably the best cop show of all time, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, we can all agree that Andy Samberg is a national goddamn treasure. And if you’re not an Andy Samberg fan, well, you’re entitled to your own opinion, but also that opinion sucks and you’re wrong.
Not only is Andy Samberg a hilarious lyricist, writer, producer, and actor, but he’s also fine as hell. We’re all used to seeing him as the bright eyed and bushy tailed Detective Jake Peralta, and then he went and dropped this bombshell on all of us.
Hey, how are ya? You caught me just as I was about to watch a new hashtag brooklyn99 tonight on NBC. Oh this shirt? Just something my pal Jorma made me. pic.twitter.com/P5v1AwlDgr
— The Lonely Island (@thelonelyisland) April 11, 2019
It seems innocuous enough — tousled hair, one sleeve rolled, scruffy beard, crooked smile, but hooo boy the internet was NOT ready.
Bearded Andy Samberg can feel free to punch me right in the face. pic.twitter.com/XINO3sHgXx
— Ashley (@AshleyAnabelle) April 12, 2019
There’s no way he’d take anyone up on that but I mean hey, the offer still stands.
— 9/0 (@holddmeedownn) April 12, 2019
— Magoya (@narasardo) April 12, 2019
i have not known peace since andy samberg posted this photo pic.twitter.com/7ZALW2jXps
— beth (@urpalbeth) April 12, 2019
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS PHOTO THAT IS SO POWERFUL?? Is it the beard? Is it the sleeve??? Is it the unkempt hair???? WHAT IS THE SCIENCE BEHIND THIS????? I NEED TO KNOW.
excuse the fuck outta you, andy samberg pic.twitter.com/XsYpfZ25FX
— Reese (@reeseisridic) April 12, 2019
You’d think that a man who plays the most wholesome police officer on tv would be more considerate and realize that this picture is a goddamn weapon, but apparently not. Come on, man, some of us have weak hearts!
Please stop tweeting that Andy Samberg pic into my timeline, I'm a married woman
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) April 13, 2019
I didn’t choose to be gay just to pretend that andy samberg doesn’t look hot in this pic pic.twitter.com/bMD4hVeFEe
— Conor Arpwel (@Arpwel) April 13, 2019
Rumpled doting boyfriend energy. Let's go to the farmer's market on Saturday morning energy.
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) April 12, 2019
I guess I’ve just discovered my type, and it is “rumpled doting boyfriend”
This photo affected people so much some even came up with entire narratives around it.
He's got such strong "guy in your office you think of as just sort of a funny guy, and then all of a sudden you realise you're going for after-work drinks twice a week mostly hoping he'll be there" vibes.
— Can of Pineapple (@CanofPineapple) April 12, 2019
Oh, but this one... THIS ONE takes the cake.
He looks like he just returned from dropping off our biracial children to Montessori school and surprised me with vegan donuts. https://t.co/PR7iZziOM1
— F*ckin Yee! (@Bilalipaup) April 12, 2019
"Can you please talk to your brothers? I just don't understand why they always bring up the fact that my beard doesn't connect.
— F*ckin Yee! (@Bilalipaup) April 12, 2019
I can see it! I know!" pic.twitter.com/Fo63tNDL8W
This person has constructed an entire life with Hot Rumpled Boyfriend Andy Samberg and honestly I’m really happy for the fictional couple.
"No, this is actually MY Howard sweatshirt. Yeah. I was a Kappa too. Should I show them my moves baby?
— F*ckin Yee! (@Bilalipaup) April 12, 2019
*Little shoulder shimmy"
Nah. Nah. It's too early. I gotta limber up." pic.twitter.com/TTymOnRGAs
For date night, I want to start out with a nice bubble bath. Some music. Some candles. You and I.
— F*ckin Yee! (@Bilalipaup) April 12, 2019
*whispers* Surfboard. Surfboard." pic.twitter.com/6kudtaTuZ0
The entire thread is so funny and genuinely better than any rom-com I’ve seen in a long time. I can only hope Andy read it and got a laugh out of it, and realized that before he drops another deceivingly hot picture on the timeline, he’s gotta at least give us a heads up first.
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